The headline of this article on yahoo caught my attention: Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog. A thief grabbed a bag of poop from a woman walking her dog and then tried to shoot the dog(!) but his gun wouldn't fire so he fled empty handed. This is someone who should think about another line of work. There is nothing but a long prison sentence in this guy's future.
The title of this blog entry, by the way, is stolen from the URL of the article.